The cat is the best alarm clock. 5 proven tactics to wake up the owner!

I think a lot of people think that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And cats absolutely agree with this. After all, if this is not so, then why wake us up early in the morning, demanding a portion of yummy? But here let’s still give these animals their due – cats are five times better at doing the job of an alarm clock than the alarm clock itself.

If your cat is a lark and has long been trying to turn you into it, you are not alone in your trouble. The strategies it uses are known to any owner of a mustachioed tail.

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face poking

Instructions for use: obtrusively push the face and neck of a person with a muzzle. Murmur loudly.

How does it work: manipulates human emotions. This action often means attention and love from the animal. And who doesn’t like it? Purring helps the cat divert the attention of the victim from the fact that he shamelessly woke her up, compensating for the negativity of the moment.

Chest “meow”

Instructions for use: stand on the chest of a person with all your weight. Meow non-stop.

How does it work: clearly, without unnecessary lisping, conveys to the owner the seriousness of the situation. Used when the animal is worried that it will starve to death before breakfast.

Look

Instructions for use: lie down on the person’s chest in the “loaf of bread” position. Stare into the closed eyes of a sleeping victim. Use all available patience.

How does it work: a method that is slightly inferior in efficiency to others. Used when the cat has had enough time to practice their owner’s mind control skills.

Bonus of the strategy: the feeling of “uncomfortable” that a person experiences when he wakes up and tries to understand how long he has already been looked at.

facial tickling

Instructions for use: poke the face, ears and neck of a person so that hot breath gets on the skin. Heartlessly tickle your mustache. With insufficient effectiveness of actions, add poking with a wet nose and annoying noisy sniffing.

How does it work: one of the most effective tactics. There is no doubt that a person will not endure a facial tickle and will wake up.

paw attack

Instructions for use: inflict light blows with paws on the face of the victim.

How does it work: a simple and effective way that contains an element of the game. If the victim laughs, the operation is hailed as a particularly successful one.

Cats are really smart animals and are ready not to be lazy and wake us up earlier than the appointed time at least every day. And the main advantage of such a hungry alarm clock is that you will not find the “Snooze” button on it.

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