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Once, during a walk in the forest, my Airedale Terrier Belmondo picked up a huge log and, very pleased with himself, dragged it home, categorically refusing to part.

— Are you out of your mind? – he answered all my proposals to put the wand, please. Such goodness is lost! So many firewood! We can heat all winter! Arguments that we have an apartment with all amenities and central heating were ignored. A man and a woman walked in front. The road was narrow, with snowdrifts on both sides. And my four-legged friend could not get through between them, holding a tree at the ready. He tried this way and that way to settle down – it doesn’t work out! Then he carefully put the “stick” on the ground and said: “WOW!” And his GAV – it was, I’ll tell you, GAV. Those walking in front looked around frightened and parted, and Belmondo quickly picked up a log, squeezed between them and, terribly happy, carried his charm further. Contrary to my fears, people were not afraid. They just laughed that, well done, he politely asked.